I love it when he gets tired in the middle of the morning after saying “I’m gonna stay up” and he gets really cranky with me.

It’s kinda cute. 

And the way he says “Goodnight babe” in his tired voice.

I think Joel and I just met the best people ever. 

We’re keeping Jon and Ellie, right? RIGHT?

BECAUSE IF WE DON’T I MIGHT CRY.

Oh and we’re keeping Christian and Johnny too. Just ‘cause.

We have a big family. Sigh.

Anonymous asked: Who stole the cookies? Joel or Linds?

Both of them.

Fatties. <3

Anonymous asked: It's the morning, who's the first of the three to jump on you?

LINDSEY

BECAUSE SHE ANNOYS ME AT ALL HOURS OF THE MORNING.

And then it’ll be followed by Cubby and Joel will bitch and moan about getting up in the morning. 

#perfectfamily

Anonymous asked: The milk is gone in the house. Which of the three again gets blamed?

Mm.. Lindsey.

Because Joel’s allergic and Cubby wouldn’t mess with the milk.

fluxpavilions asked: that isn't even fair omg. I NEVER DO ANYTHING WRONG, AND YET I GET BLAMED FOR EVERYTHING. I'M RUNNING AWAY FROM THIS FAMILY. I'M RUNNING FAR, FAR, AWAY.

weh weh weh goes the old tatoo’d dawg

Anonymous asked: There's a broken vase. Who gets blamed first, Joel, Cubby or Kitty?

Joel. 

Always blame Joel for broken things. 

fluxpavilions asked: LOL BETTER YOU THAN ME, YA' KNOW WHAT I MEAN

Anonymous asked: are you single?

Nope! Married to EDM and engaged to a fucker named Joel. :3 

fluxpavilions asked: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, BABE?

shut up.